Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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