i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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