First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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