So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That accounts for only three of the penises
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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