Who wears a wallet chain?!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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