I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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