I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have fence marks all over my body
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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