Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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