Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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