let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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