So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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