There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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