the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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