Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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