# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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