well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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