Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
not ubering you a puppy
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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