This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Ikea night.
?
Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
