Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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