Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I think I sprained my soul last night
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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