Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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