My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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