I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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