Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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