My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We need to get me chipped asap
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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