Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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