who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
