I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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