Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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