Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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