You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I believe in your delicious
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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