Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
So much Jack, so little girl.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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