I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
this will be a night to untag.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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