It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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