gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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