I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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