I can't watch pbs sober anymore
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Terrible idea I love it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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