BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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