My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A bitchslap is in order.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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