she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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