Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
A+ Viking dick
I think I just sharted jello shots
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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