He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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