i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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