Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
Randomize
