glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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