goodnight i made you a song goodbye
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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