does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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