you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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