they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
you never un-have a 4some
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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