I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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