that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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